My name is Ari.
Sloane Condé is an intentionally ridiculous pseudonym intended to make this slightly harder for the people I respect to Google.
This is a space to talk about style, consumerism, and society. You’ll probably also hear some stuff about my life.
I enjoy really, really, really, really long walks, and seafood.
What else? This whole thing is mostly a joke.
Disclaimer: This blog and its poorly chosen name are in no way, shape, or form associated with Condé Nast or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates. All opinions expressed here are mine, and mine alone. You know where I absolutely did NOT this get name from ? Literally any historical knowledge of a real family named Condé. I TRULY THOUGHT I MADE IT UP.